May 2013
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ruiningjokesinspace:
ohmytheon:
viarga:
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your...
populardad:
there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
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smilingemoticon:
seeing your own post on your dashboard
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zustin:
i’ve never felt so spiritually connected to a tweet
shubbabang:
Man shelby you’ve been gone for so long you must have a bunch of creative ideas and drawings
haha no no i dont
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fabercastiel:
people who randomly promo you
ceruleanreverie:
uhhhh excuse me do you have a permit to be that cute
redmonsoontriad:
i get caught off guard when people acknowledge my presence because im so irrelevant i sometimes forget i even exist
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smilingemoticon:
seeing your own post on your dashboard
toinfinityandbeyonce:
finnickodaired:
barackinaroundthechristmastree:
WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS
let’s reflect on this
ussawesome:
when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
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ejacutastic:
frostedbeanqueen:
christmasblogger:
challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually
ur penis
Not gonna lie I spend 86% of my time imagining different scenarios in my head
officialdogblog:
finding clothes you really love in a store and looking at the price tag
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shavingryansprivates:
if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d...
fuckyeahtxtposts:
i wish there was a book that was filled with the first impressions of every single person i’ve ever spoken to because i’d really like to just sit down and read what everyone thought of me
gundumbass:
do you ever hear people talk shit about someone you like but you’re too much of a weenie to go and confront them so you just kind of
meladoodle:
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’ “what?” haha owned you’re going to jail
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megasonger:
“Tell us an interesting fact about yourself!”
nowimthevillain:
endlessyuji:
fucknosocialjusticewarriors:
videoisvideo:
I think I found a gif that represents the social justice system on tumblr perfectly.
someone do me a favor
put anon faces over all the panther heads to make it even more hilarious
whoops
“was that an opinion”
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artsysauce:
sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation