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ninja-tittied:

it’s like…in hover mode

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bagelchips:

shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

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incineraptor:

yo-lady:

inimicaldolly:

tyleroakley:

A+

holy shit.

SMOOTH

IT’S STILL SO FUCKING FUNNY

(Source: asstralian)

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sillehchar:

So much dying.

oh my god

sillehchar:

So much dying.

oh my god

Posted 7 hours ago

gamtavsexual:

He’s following you.
About 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He’s gaining on you.
Jake English.

Posted 7 hours ago

saccharinesylph:

seki22:

welp after several passing out and all

i better go to bed

Oh good, he’s in the perfect position for me to slip my arm under his legs and against his back so I can carry him to bed and tuck him in. Good.

Getting Sollux Captor to go to sleep is my mission in life