it’s like…in hover mode
shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention
A+
holy shit.
SMOOTH
IT’S STILL SO FUCKING FUNNY
(Source: asstralian)
He’s following you.
About 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He’s gaining on you.
Jake English.
welp after several passing out and all
i better go to bed
Oh good, he’s in the perfect position for me to slip my arm under his legs and against his back so I can carry him to bed and tuck him in. Good.
Getting Sollux Captor to go to sleep is my mission in life